- me: hello followers how are you
- followers:
- followers:
- followers:
- me: yeah me too
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- Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
- Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
- Me: ugh, split ends.
- Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
- Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
- Me: just act like you understand.
- Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
- Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
- Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
- Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
- Me: I hate you all.
- Me: someone shoot me.
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- paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
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there is only one girl I like right now. her name is Milli.
if i tell you you’re beautiful or i think you’re cute. that’s because it’s true. don’t go off and think i’m flirting with you. i flirt WAY differently than you guys if that’s what you think flirting is. don’t get your thong in a knott…
(via reggierawr21)
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- normal kids: omg i'm gonna have a house party, get drunk with my friends, smoke weed and do stupid shit cause yolo.
- me: omg i can eat everything i want, and play my music loud and go on tumblr with no distractions. and i don't even have to wear a bra. life is amazing.
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